搞笑的英文句子或短语

时间: 03-28 栏目:唯美的句子

One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

 

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

 

Lifeless, faultless.(只有死人才不犯错误。好词好句 唯美的句子 伤感的句子 www.kj-cy.cn)

 

Misfortunes never come alone/single.(祸不单行。)

 

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

 

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

 

Constant dropping wears the stone.(滴水穿石。)

 

If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.(如果事情值得做,就值得做好。)

 

It’s never too late to mend.(过而能改,善莫大焉;亡羊补牢,犹未晚也。)

 

One today is worth two tomorrows.(一个今天胜似两个明天。)

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